“Open your brain tank bro, cuz here comes some premium 91 octane knowledge. There�s three rules of cheating: 1. It�s not cheating if you�re not the one who�s married. 2. It�s not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And its not cheating if she�s from a different area code. You�re fine on all three counts.”

– Barney Stinson*

*Quote from the TV show How I Met Your Mother, No Tomorrow (Thomas et al., 2008).

*Quote from the TV show How I Met Your Mother, No Tomorrow (Thomas et al., 2008).

Thomas, C., Bays, C. (Writers/Producers), & Fryman P. (Director). (2008). No Tomorrow [Television series episode]. In C. Bays, & C. Thomas (Producers), How I Met Your Mother. CBS.